Calling for obama...
I don't know if someone signed me up as a joke or if the Democrats (a Latin word that means "anti-gunner") are just sending all of their election propaganda to me and Wendy. Since we are not done unpacking all of our stuff from our Lowell house, we don't have a dartboard set up yet, so we don't have much use for them.
They come in, sometimes as many as three a day, and are printed on glossy paper, so they aren't even eco-friendly to toss into the wood stove. (typical left wing hypocrisy)
Now the phone calls have started.
I generally am not the person to answer the phone. I hate phones. I hate phones almost as much as I hate left-wing anti-gunners or the stupid weenie college kids that do their campaigning for them.
A few minutes ago, the phone rang. Caller ID said "Obama for America". I HAD to answer.
Here's how it went:
Pete: Hello?
Kelly: Hello this is Kelly calling for Obama...
Pete: Sorry, there is no Obama here, you must have the wrong number.
Kelly: Umm, uhhh...
Pete: Hello, are you there?
Kelly: Uhh, yes we are just calling to see what you are looking for in a politician.
Pete: Well, what I'm looking for is someone who isn't going to screw me over, someone who isn't going to work to introduce ridiculous new gun laws, someone who isn't going to wipe his butt with the Constitution, someone who isn't going to raise my taxes and give my money to welfare trash. I don't suppose you know anyone like that? (I resisted the temptation to suggest Ron Paul to her)
Kelly: Umm, ok, umm, thanks for your time.
She didn't even try to suggest that her anti-gun socialist candidate might have something to offer. She just gave up.
In the past half hour, they have called three times! The last one sounded like a little kid, so I asked how old he was. He said 17. I told him that he wasn't old enough to vote, why should I care who he wants me to vote for. He said "forget it" and hung up on me.
I think I'll call back and ask to talk to his Mommy and ask if she knows he's making crank calls.
P.S. Spellcheck doesn't recognize the word "Obama", for some reason I find that amusing
Vote Ron Paul, the ONLY pro-gun candidate!
They come in, sometimes as many as three a day, and are printed on glossy paper, so they aren't even eco-friendly to toss into the wood stove. (typical left wing hypocrisy)
Now the phone calls have started.
I generally am not the person to answer the phone. I hate phones. I hate phones almost as much as I hate left-wing anti-gunners or the stupid weenie college kids that do their campaigning for them.
A few minutes ago, the phone rang. Caller ID said "Obama for America". I HAD to answer.
Here's how it went:
Pete: Hello?
Kelly: Hello this is Kelly calling for Obama...
Pete: Sorry, there is no Obama here, you must have the wrong number.
Kelly: Umm, uhhh...
Pete: Hello, are you there?
Kelly: Uhh, yes we are just calling to see what you are looking for in a politician.
Pete: Well, what I'm looking for is someone who isn't going to screw me over, someone who isn't going to work to introduce ridiculous new gun laws, someone who isn't going to wipe his butt with the Constitution, someone who isn't going to raise my taxes and give my money to welfare trash. I don't suppose you know anyone like that? (I resisted the temptation to suggest Ron Paul to her)
Kelly: Umm, ok, umm, thanks for your time.
She didn't even try to suggest that her anti-gun socialist candidate might have something to offer. She just gave up.
In the past half hour, they have called three times! The last one sounded like a little kid, so I asked how old he was. He said 17. I told him that he wasn't old enough to vote, why should I care who he wants me to vote for. He said "forget it" and hung up on me.
I think I'll call back and ask to talk to his Mommy and ask if she knows he's making crank calls.
P.S. Spellcheck doesn't recognize the word "Obama", for some reason I find that amusing
Vote Ron Paul, the ONLY pro-gun candidate!
posted by MVTCoPete | 4:35 PM
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